Apology for the Inconvenience

Today is the Day After

Yesterday  – as a whole lot of crackpots wanted us to believe – the world should have ended. Just because a certain calender display format will not allow for more days …

Well, it was my true and openly declared intention to help with that. Especially since – after years of observing – I’m convinced that humanity, if left to it’s own devices, wouldn’t even be capable of arranging its own doomsday.

Now me, on the other hand, …

As a physicist, who works for the army, and is believed – by some at least – to be ragingly mad, i’m in the position to correct humanities errors in that project. So I decided to do just that.

So why didn’t the world end, if I decided to help it along?

The answer is simple. Cancer. I spent most of the last year in chemotherapy. Shortly after my last post here, I was laid out on a table and they removed most of my intestines – no more duodenum, spleen, gall bladder, or pancreas. I am even missing part of the liver now.

Somehow I survived the procedure. For exactly ten days. Then I died. Twice. At the hospital they couldn’t revive me the second time. After a short stint downstairs I came back anyway …

So there you are …

But, this I can promise, that’s not the end. I will – at some date in the future – continue this project. Feel free to visit. Anytime. Anywhere.

Sincerely.
Your Resident Mad Scientist

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The Intention

Welcome to the Mad Scientist’s blog!

It’s free for all and you don’t even have to be really bonkers …. Though it helps. A lot.

What’s it for?

Well, it should / over time / teach you how to build your own doomsday machine. Those of you who survive the lessons, at least.

Let’s not forget that there are some who believe that the world will end on Dec. 21st, 2012, according to some interpretations of the Mesoamerican Long Count calendar. Personally, I don’t believe this will happen unless we all help a tiny bit …

So, now you know your time-table!

But don’t worry, we will start easy.The first entries over the course of the next months will teach you such vitally important techniques how to

  • selecting the location,
  • cook up your own pipe bomb filling,
  • construct a not-so-smart-bomb,
  • acquire nuclear raw materials.

Have fun, and make sure no one is looking over your shoulder!

Oh, and let’s not forget the standard disclaimer:

You’re completely on your own, especially if you blow up yourself, your house, your neighbourhood or your planet ….

Instalments will probably be bi-weekly or something close to that …

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Norway 2011

Due to recent events this site is currently put on hiatus.

Whatever one might think about me, I will never condone violence against children.

S.

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Securing your perimeter

As promised last time, today we will look into your security.

But first let me remind you, why I was putting that much emphasis on your selection of  your site location. Continue reading

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It’s just location, location, location!

First things first!

In case of building a doomsday machine you have to keep two very important facts in mind.

  1. Those things are not really made for being transported easily.
  2. It would be best to keep outside interference at a minimum.

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